I sometime use « gayk », but I didn't define it, so I will. And with it, here is an essay about gayk!
Gayk:=gay+geek. A mix beetwen those two words. (And now I'm happy not to be bi, or else I guess I would be a « bike », or something like that, wich is pretty ridiculous )
Firstly, please avoid every « string » jokes..
As everyone know, a geek don't know how to dress and use the first thing they find in their dressboad.
But, a gay take care of what he look like, and can take time to choose the good clothes for a day.
Well, theorically, but I thinks there is a problem.
Or, should I take time to decide how to dress badly? 
I guess a gayk has more luck than a geek to find someone to go with on a date in a computer-lover group. There is more men than women, and I guess more gay thank straight girls. (But in fact I don't know any of those, they are myth. Ada and Alan Turing. )
Well, the only real problem is « go on a date » and « geek » in the same sentence. A geek never go out. Or it should be a date on wold of wracract!
In fact, the best part beeing gayk, is that they make fun of me because I use windows, and not because I'm gay... this really change :D.
 In fact I can take time to dress up... usually when I feel asleep between the two socks.